Surely I can get front 9 in?

by 5j51mmo

44 Comments

  1. Cheezd-steez23

    Go for it, I’m sure she’ll find someone to raise your child

  2. Big_Bidnis

    Hope you brought a junior set, gotta start em young

  3. Accomplished-Tax-211

    Love how you’re actually facing the course 😂

  4. MagicCarpetBomb

    I mean…. A little driving range time never hurt nobody.

    Just dont miss the birth part and youll survive to see another kid.

    /s for all the people that think Im actually advocating golf > family

  5. LordBillButtlicker

    Her boyfriend will be in the room shortly

  6. When my first child was born, I could literally see the course I was *supposed* to be playing that day from the window of the hospital!

    She came about 10 days early, so I figured I was good to go, one last round before I became a dad… then my wife’s water broke at 11pm the night before, and I ended up sending my friend a picture of my new baby at 7am the next day to let him know I couldn’t make it.

    9 years later, and I’m taking her and my son out for 9 holes tonight!

    Congrats, OP!

  7. Mediocre_Insurance21

    Get used to not playing as much the next few years 

  8. waldingur

    Be sure to practice your swing during delivery

  9. BostonFishGolf

    Brother is speed running marriage -> divorce

  10. You are sick! How can you even think about sitting in that hospital room?

  11. appleking88

    At least you’ll have a good view for the next couple days…

  12. First kid? Def have the time. Second one flies out fast, so be careful friend

  13. tehnoodnub

    Sometimes labour can last a pretty long time. Worth the risk I reckon.

  14. NutmegManwithbigsack

    Just walk on and play a couple holes

  15. Captain_Pink_Pants

    Nice of you to wait with your wife until the UPS guy arrives… I can only imagine how many of these he has to go to.

  16. Just keep playing until you get to that hole that’s adjacent to the hospital and hop the fence.

  17. Myreddditusername

    The Blue Eye of Sauron checking pin placements

  18. SeedyRedwood

    Don’t really have to be there until she is like 10 cm dilated. That could be hours.

  19. Ironcondorzoo

    You’ll have the kid forever. These opportunities only come occasionally

  20. dahipster

    Finally, someone posted a course I’ve played! If I wasn’t at work tomorrow, I’d offer to nip down from Shef and join you. Best wishes (for the 9)!

  21. Typical_Campaign_202

    Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to play once the kid comes…… /s

  22. HistoryAlarmed1319

    Worst case, 9
    Holes.

    Best case,
    Hole in one and you stay for drinks after.

  23. The_Lawler

    First kid? If so, she will be in labor for hours. You can’t def get a full 18 if you want. Make sure to turn off your phone to avoid stress

  24. ScytheFokker

    Please get off of reddit and go see to the pregnant wife

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